For some reason, Facebook always likes to put the first few lines of this write up in the preview, and this is gonna get spoilery, so I’m just gonna type in my favorite movie quote.

What is that supposed to mean? “China is here?” I don’t even know what the hell that means! All I know is this Lo Pan guy comes out of nowhere in the middle of a god-damned alley, while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he JUST STANDS THERE waiting for me to drive my truck STRAIGHT THROUGH HIM? With LIGHT COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH?!

Okay, enough of that

ZOMG! How did that happen? Why did that happen? who what when where did that happen? Well, there’s only one way to find out! I’m making a book! And the only way you’ll get to find out just what led to this coital encounter is to buy it! BUT FIRST! We must FUND it!

Behold, the Kickstarter! For real this time! Go donate and get amazing things in return. Please note that if you choose to donate over $1000 that you will be written into the comic as a recurring character! You might even get to bump uglies with one of the girls! If that’s not incentive then I don’t know what is! I’ll be sure and post the Kickstarter as soon as I get approved, so keep watching here!

In the meantime I’ll be taking a hiatus while I work on the next story and, if the project is funded, I’ll be posting 3 preview pages of the print exclusive story!