When I was going through this scene in my head I was trying to think of the single most intimidating animatronic creature at Disneyland and I remembered this beast from the Indiana Jones ride.  I’d originally planned on Jack Sparrow because he’s a creep and fuck him for sticking his tri-corn hat in my second favorite ride!

Anyhoo, all of the donation desktops should be working and, unlike last year, I WILL have the next page for next week. So, since I shan’t see you until then, Happy Thanksgiving to my American fans and happy Just Another Day to be Disgusted by American Excess Day to everyone else!